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Friday, February 03, 2006

Link-O-Rama

  • FoxSports.com ran an article last week that carried one of the funniest headlines I've seen this year: "Vince Carter warns kids: Don't be like Kobe Bryant." Now, if Carter wanted to get into Bryant's off-court issues, he'd certainly be on the right track. However, the focus of the article is Carter's thoughts on Bryant's 81-point game, which means he's sticking strictly to on-court matters. And in that case, Carter should really shut the hell up before someone from Canada hunts him down and beats him to death with a Charlie Villanueva bobble-head doll.


  • You know how sometimes you see a person and think, "Geez, they've gotta be on some kind of drugs." Well, occasionally you're right.


  • A few readers e-mailed me an interesting article from the St. Paul Pioneer Press that ran the day before the Wolves' seven-player trade with the Celtics. Some of the highlights:
    Whether it's a psychological ploy or a statement of the organization's thought process, Timberwolves coach Dwane Casey said Wednesday night the team isn't making any trades.

    [...]

    "Like I told the guys, I believe in those guys that are here," Casey said. "We're looking over our shoulders, seeing who's going to be here, who's not going to be here. This is us. It's not changing. Nobody else is coming into this locker room."
    So yeah, either the front office keeps Dwane Casey completely out of the loop or he has absolutely no problem lying to reporters and/or his players. The former is probably a much bigger deal than the latter, I suppose.


  • In what has to be the least-surprising sports story in quite a while, former Wolves pain-in-the-ass Isaiah Rider made a court appearance last month to face kidnapping and battery charges. I was 10 years old when the Wolves drafted Rider out of UNLV, and he was my very first "favorite player." I not only had his jersey and saw him win the slam-dunk contest in person, I used to mimic his unique routine at the free throw line.

    I've seen Rider referred to as one of the biggest wastes of talent in NBA history, but that's actually far from the truth. He was a huge jerk and his actions eventually led to an early retirement, but he still managed to score nearly 10,000 points while playing eight full seasons. And this has little to do with anything, but I've referred to Rider as "Isaiah Junior J.R. Rider" for at least the past five years, despite being the only person I've ever met who finds it even mildly amusing.


  • I'm not the world's biggest J.J. Redick fan, but I've got to admit that his boxscore line from Duke's win over Virginia last week is one of the most impressive I've ever seen:
                      MIN     FGM-A     FTM-A     PTS
    J.J. Redick 34 11-13 10-11 40
    Forty points on 13 shots is pretty ridiculous.


  • Denny Neagle was a good pitcher, but he's remarkably horrible at picking out prostitutes.


  • I fail to see how anything could ever be better than this clip.


  • A recent poll found that "more guys want Jessica Alba for their girlfriend than any other woman." Not surprising considering her long reign as the Official Fantasy Girl of AG.com, and I'm actually proud to say that I was one of the first people to get onboard the Alba bandwagon. Of course, it doesn't exactly take an amazing eye for talent to spot someone who looks like this.


  • Last week Buck Harvey of the San Antonio Express-News tackled a subject I've been harping on for a while now, writing that it's unfair to compare Kevin Garnett to Tim Duncan as long as Duncan's teammates are so much better. It's a good article, and especially interesting coming from Duncan's hometown newspaper.


  • The man behind Dead Spin, Will Leitch, was recently featured in the New York Times. That's pretty cool, although sadly he couldn't avoid being put into the typical "dorky guy on a laptop" pose for the picture accompanying the article. Has there been a blogger featured in a newspaper, anywhere, who avoided that pose?


  • Former NBA bench-warmer and current ESPN.com columnist Paul Shirley has had his blog turned into a Fox television pilot. That means there's still hope for The Incredibly Boring Life of Gleeman, Tuesdays at seven on NBC.


  • Fellow THT writer Maury Brown recently started up a blog covering the business of baseball. There's some really interesting stuff on it already, including links to his many interviews with guys like Chipper Jones, Rob Neyer, Fay Vincent, Marvin Miller, and Bob Costas. Stop by and say hello.


  • Not that anyone really cares, but here's my pick for the Super Bowl: Seattle 24, Pittsburgh 20.





  • Thursday, February 02, 2006

    Random Stuff

  • I had a really interesting experience yesterday afternoon that ... well, I can't quite tell you about it yet. Hopefully within the next couple weeks I'll know a little more about the details and can share some with you. Suffice it to say that it may end up being one of the cooler things that has happened to me related to writing. Of course, I probably just jinxed it (which serves me right for being such a tease).


  • A slightly less interesting experience was watching the Wolves get blown out by the Pistons last night. I was very critical of the Wally Szczerbiak-for-Ricky Davis swap last week, and when the Wolves won two out of their first three post-trade games I received an awful lot of confrontational e-mails and comments taking me to task for my analysis.

    The problem with that sort of reactionary thinking is two-fold. First, it's based on a really small sample of games and it's tough to draw meaningful conclusions that depend so much on things like Marcus Banks scoring 20 points in 21 minutes. Beyond that, the two wins were over horrible teams. I might be wrong about the trade, but it certainly wasn't shown by the Wolves beating a 15-28 Houston team that was playing without Yao Ming and then beating an 18-26 Boston team at home.

    Of course, the flip side is that me being right about the deal certainly isn't shown by the Wolves losing big on the road to San Antonio and Detroit. We're still a long way from being able to judge the trade on results, but so far with the new guys the Wolves are 2-0 against horrible teams and 0-2 against great teams. I understand the excitement that comes from a win like the one over the Celtics, but sometimes it makes sense to let things play out a bit before you send the "you're an idiot" e-mails.


  • The Twins signed 40-year-old Ruben Sierra to a minor-league contract earlier this week, and it appears as though the plan is for him to serve as this year's Jose Offerman Memorial Veteran Left-Handed Bat Off The Bench. The move is like a less-impactful version of the ongoing Tony Batista debacle, so it really isn't a huge deal in the grand scheme of things.

    With that said, Sierra simply doesn't bring a whole lot of value to a team at this point. It's true that he's both a veteran and left-handed (in fact, he's a switch-hitter), which seem to be the two qualities Ron Gardenhire and Terry Ryan are constantly lusting after in a reserve. Sadly, the "bat" part is where Sierra comes up short, hitting .229/.265/.371 in 2005 and a combined .251/.302/.423 over the past three years.

    The beauty of baseball is that anything can happen in a limited number of at-bats, so if the Twins actually limit Sierra to pinch-hitting duties he's as likely as most to get a few key hits and end up with a surprisingly solid season like the one Offerman had in 2004. That doesn't make signing a 40-year-old who has struggled to post a .700 OPS and has no defensive value a good idea, and the thought of Sierra and Batista on the same roster is depressing unless there's a time machine involved.


  • With Sierra signed and Jason Kubel likely headed back to Triple-A to begin the year, here's my guess as to what the position-player portion of the Twins' roster will look like on Opening Day:
     C   Joe Mauer               C   Mike Redmond
    1B Justin Morneau IF Juan Castro
    2B Luis Castillo IF Nick Punto
    SS Jason Bartlett OF Lew Ford
    3B Tony Batista OF Ruben Sierra
    LF Shannon Stewart
    CF Torii Hunter
    RF Michael Cuddyer
    DH Rondell White
    That is a group that will score more runs than the Twins managed in 2005, but to me it is also an example of wasted opportunities and uninspired decision-making. I have no doubt that there will be times when Batista, Sierra, Nick Punto, and Juan Castro are all in the lineup together, and that just shouldn't be a possibility for a team that hopes to make up ground on the defending champs.


  • Finally, I received a few e-mails from people who wanted me to post links to each entry in the "Top 40 Minnesota Twins" countdown, so here are the ones that have run thus far:

    - #40 Randy Bush
    - #39 Scott Erickson
    - #38 Eric Milton
    - #37 Jimmie Hall

    Once again, thanks to everyone for what has been an overwhelmingly positive response. If you enjoyed these first four, I'm sure you'll really like the next 36.





  • Wednesday, February 01, 2006

    Top 40 Minnesota Twins: #37 Jimmie Hall


    JIMMIE RANDOLPH HALL | CF/LF/RF | 1963-1966 | CAREER STATS

    G PA AVG OBP SLG OPS+ WARP WS
    573 2104 .269 .334 .481 125 20.2 76
    Jimmie Hall signed with the Senators as an 18-year-old in 1956, but didn't make it to the big leagues until three years after the team moved from Washington to Minnesota. A 25-year-old rookie in 1963, Hall initially served as a reserve outfielder on a team that had veterans Bob Allison, Lenny Green, and Harmon Killebrew established as starters. He struggled early on, hitting just .188 in 80 at-bats through the end of May, but then got his big break when Green went down with an injury in June.

    It wasn't quite Lou Gehrig replacing Wally Pipp, but Hall stepped in as the center fielder and had a great rookie year. At a time when the league as a whole hit a measly .247/.310/.380 and teams scored just 4.1 runs per game, Hall hit .260/.342/.521 with 33 homers in 571 plate appearances. Despite ranking among the league's top 10 in slugging percentage, homers, runs scored, total bases, and OPS, Hall somehow finished just third in the Rookie of the Year balloting behind Gary Peters and Pete Ward.

    His 136 adjusted OPS+ in 1963 not only ranked seventh in the league, it is a higher OPS+ than any Twins regular has posted in a decade. What made Hall's rookie season particularly impressive was that he ended up with those outstanding overall numbers despite playing sporadically for the first two months of the season and performing horribly when he did get a chance for some at-bats. Then, from June 1 to the end of the year, Hall batted .273/.354/.556 with 31 homers and 77 RBIs in 116 games.

    Hall's rookie campaign was more than enough for him to supplant Green as the Twins' center fielder going forward, and in the 13th game of the 1964 season Hall, Killebrew, Allison, and 25-year-old rookie Tony Oliva hit four consecutive extra-inning homers in a 7-3 win over the A's. While not a great defensive foursome (Allison played mostly first base that year), they combined to blast 138 homers on the season and the Twins led the league with 221 homers while no other team reached even 190.

    Despite all the power, the Twins won just 79 games in 1964 because of a mediocre pitching staff and some bad breaks. Hall turned in a solid sophomore season, hitting .282/.338/.480 with 25 homers while making his first All-Star team, but was involved in an incident that may have led to his early decline. Playing center field and batting sixth in a May 27 game against the Angels, Hall led off the fifth inning and was hit in the cheek by a pitch from southpaw Bo Belinsky.

    Hall immediately left the game, but returned to the starting lineup about a week later and played well for the remainder of the season while wearing a special protective flap on his batting helmet. However, there is quite a bit of speculation that the beaning ultimately led to Hall being timid and ineffective against left-handed pitchers, and may help explain why he was finished as a productive player by his sixth season. Of course, that theory has some holes in it.

    First and foremost is that Hall struggled against lefties before the beaning, like many left-handed hitters do, hitting just .235/.297/.338 against them during his rookie season. Beyond that, whatever negative impact the incident had on his hitting ability certainly didn't show up for several years. In fact, Hall had arguably his best all-around season in 1965, making his second All-Star appearance and hitting .285/.347/.464 while setting career-highs in batting average, on-base percentage, and RBIs.

    In large part thanks to Hall's excellent third season, the Twins went 102-60 in 1965 to win the American League pennant by seven games over the White Sox and then matched up against the Dodgers in one of the best World Series in baseball history. Because Los Angeles' three-man rotation included two dominant lefties in Sandy Koufax and Claude Osteen, manager Sam Mele decided to bench Hall in five of the seven games.

    The move was somewhat understandable considering how good Koufax and Osteen were and how bad Hall's .240/.272/.333 line against lefties was in 1965. On the other hand, his replacement in center field, rookie Joe Nossek, was one of the worst hitters in the league and hit just .228/.262/.325 against lefties himself. Hall started the two games that righty Don Drysdale pitched, going 1-for-7 with five strikeouts, Nossek went 4-for-20, and Koufax tossed a Game 7 shutout to win the series.

    Hall remained a power threat in 1966, smacking 20 homers in 356 at-bats, but hit .239/.302/.449 for his worst season in four years with the Twins. He was phased out in center field, giving way to rookie Ted Uhlaender while spending time in both outfield corners, and was used mostly as a platoon player and bench bat. That was Hall's last season in Minnesota. On December 2, 1966 he was traded to the Angels along with Don Mincher and Pete Cimino for Dean Chance and Jackie Hernandez.

    Chance became the ace of the Twins' pitching staff for two seasons and Mincher went on to have a nice post-Minnesota career. As for Hall, despite being only 29 years old he had exactly one more productive season left in him. Hall hit .249/.318/.404 with 16 homers in 129 games for the Angels in 1967, which doesn't look very good until you consider that the league hit .236/.300/.351 in what was one of the lowest-scoring periods in baseball history.

    Hall stuck around for another three seasons, playing for four teams while hitting .208/.277/.297 in 618 plate appearances. He flamed out quickly, but Hall's impact on the Twins was significant. He packed 98 homers into just four seasons in Minnesota despite playing at a time when big offensive numbers were rare, and played a passable center field while doing so. If you adjust his numbers with the Twins to today's hitting environment, they look something like .285/.340/.525.

    TOP 25 ALL-TIME MINNESOTA TWINS RANKS:

    SLG .481 3rd
    OPS .815 10th
    Homers 98 12th




    Tuesday, January 31, 2006

    Top 40 Minnesota Twins: #38 Eric Milton

    ERIC ROBERT MILTON | SP | 1998-2003 | CAREER STATS

    G GS IP W L ERA ERA+ WARP WS
    166 165 987.1 57 51 4.76 101 24.0 55
    Taken by the Yankees with the 20th overall pick in the 1996 draft out of the University of Maryland, Eric Milton was named New York's Minor League Pitcher of the Year after going 14-6 with a 3.10 ERA in 171 innings between Single-A and Double-A in 1997. That turned out to be Milton's only season in the Yankees organization, as he was shipped to the Twins along with fellow prospects Cristian Guzman, Brian Buchanan, and Danny Mota for Chuck Knoblauch on February 6, 1998.

    While he likely would have spent at least another season or two in the minors had he stayed with the Yankees, following the trade Milton was immediately thrust into the majors as a member of the Twins' starting rotation despite a grand total of just 14 starts above Single-A. His big-league debut came on April 5, 1998 against the Royals, and Milton tossed six innings of shutout ball to pick up the win.

    Milton continued to pitch fairly well during the first four months of the year, going 6-7 with a 4.64 ERA through July. Then, as you might expect from a 22-year-old rookie, he fell apart down the stretch. Milton went a combined 2-7 with an 8.10 ERA in 11 starts between August and September, and finished the season a disappointing 8-14 with a 5.64 ERA in 32 starts for a Twins team that went 70-92.

    Despite a sub par rookie year, Milton had clearly shown flashes of potential and it was no surprise when he put things together in his sophomore season. While his 7-11 record was underwhelming, it was more reflective of the Twins' 63-97 record and league-worst offense than Milton's performance. In fact, Milton's 1999 season was arguably the best of his career, as he tossed 206.1 innings with a 4.49 ERA in a high-scoring environment, struck out 163 batters, and allowed opponents to hit just .243.

    The highlight of Milton's second season was undoubtedly his no-hitter against the Angels. Milton was brilliant that afternoon, striking out 13 batters on his way to the fifth no-hitter in team history, but the game isn't exactly etched in memory of many Twins fans. Not only did the no-hitter come against an Angels lineup that was almost entirely made up of September callups, the game wasn't on television in the Twin Cities and the first pitch was pushed up because of a Gophers football game later that day. At most, 11,222 people saw Milton's gem.

    After going 13-10 with a 4.86 ERA during his third year, Milton began the 2001 season 8-3 with a 3.73 ERA in the first half and was selected to his first All-Star team. The Twins came out of nowhere to lead the division by five games at the All-Star break, but ended up six games behind the Indians as guys like Milton faded badly in the second half. Even with the fade, Milton finished the year 15-7 with a 4.32 ERA in 220.2 innings and the Twins finished above .500 for the first time since 1992.

    Milton was in the middle of what had become a fairly typical season for him in 2002, going 13-7 with a 4.60 ERA in his first 24 starts. Then, after a 131-pitch complete-game shutout against the White Sox on August 1, he reportedly heard his left knee "pop" while warming up for his August 6 start against the Orioles. He was scratched from the start, immediately went to the hospital, and underwent surgery to repair a tear in his lateral meniscus a couple days later.

    He ended up missing less than a month of action, returning to the mound on September 2 as the Twins started him off slow and gradually increased his workload with an eye towards having him on track for the postseason. Milton struggled, going 0-2 with a 6.64 ERA in five September starts, but went 1-0 with a 2.08 ERA in two playoff starts as the Twins made it all the way to the ALCS. Sadly, Milton was far from done with the injury.

    After an offseason filled with stories about his surgically repaired left knee swelling up and Milton "toughing it out," the Twins finally announced in March that he would need a second surgery. It was initially reported that he would miss around two months, but instead Milton missed nearly six months and didn't make it back until the final two weeks of the season. He made just three regular-season starts and then pitched 3.1 scoreless innings as a reliever in Game 4 of the ALDS loss to the Yankees.

    That was Milton's final game with the Twins. With one season and $9 million remaining on the four-year contract he signed in March of 2001, the Twins shipped Milton to the Phillies for Carlos Silva, Nick Punto, and Bobby Korecky on December 3, 2003. At the time of the deal I wrote that not having Milton's salary on the books had "a lot of value" considering his uncertain health status, and opined that the players Terry Ryan got in return were "just an added bonus."

    Milton ended up posting a 4.75 ERA in 201 innings for the Phillies in 2004, but that certainly wouldn't have been worth $9 million to a small-market team. Meanwhile, Silva stepped right into the rotation for Milton, out-pitched him by going 14-8 with a 4.21 ERA in 203 innings, and made $340,000 while doing so. Silva has become a dependable middle-of-the-rotation starter who is every bit as good as Milton ever was in Minnesota.

    In doing the research for this and other installments of my Top 40 Minnesota Twins countdown, I noticed some striking similarities between Milton and Scott Erickson, who I profiled last week as the 39th-best Twins player of all time. The most obvious comparison is between their actual numbers with the Twins, which were nearly identical:
                    GS        IP      W      L     ERA+    WARP     WS
    Milton 165 987.1 57 51 101 24.0 55
    Erickson 153 979.1 61 60 104 26.8 56
    That's amazing, and the similarities run deeper. Both pitchers were in the rotation at 22, and the way their careers with the Twins played out tells the story of the team during each time period. Erickson peaked early, winning 20 games in his second season for the 1991 team that won the World Series, and then went downhill from there as the team fell into a funk for the rest of the decade. On the other hand, Milton struggled early as the team continued its post-1992 tailspin, and began to truly come into his own as the Twins finally became contenders again in 2001.

    Even the differing returns the Twins received for trading each pitcher paved the way for the franchise's fate. Erickson was shipped to Baltimore for prospects who failed to pan out in a period defined by the team's inability to develop young talent. At the other end of the spectrum, Milton went to Philadelphia in a deal that brought back a young pitcher who immediately became a key contributor on a team that has been filled with prospects who blossomed together over the past five years.

    The end result is the same for both pitchers -- just short of 1,000 innings of slightly above-average pitching over six seasons in Minnesota -- but the way they got there was very different. One was a right-handed ground-ball pitcher who peaked early and struggled with an arm injury, while the other was a left-handed fly-ball pitcher who developed gradually and struggled with a knee injury. At the same time, their Twins careers were striking in that they were each typical of the franchise at the time. It's probably fitting that they are back-to-back in these rankings.
    TOP 25 ALL-TIME MINNESOTA TWINS RANKS:

    Starts 165 9th
    Innings 987.1 10th
    Strikeouts 715 11th
    Wins 57 11th
    Finally, some random trivia about the 38th-best player in Minnesota Twins history. Eric Milton ...

    ... led the NL in homers allowed in both 2004 (43) and 2005 (40).

    ... has a 1.65 ERA in 16.1 career postseason innings.

    ... hit .300 in 20 career at-bats with the Twins, but then batted just .154 and .143 in two NL seasons.

    ... threw a no-hitter in the Cape Cod League while in college.

    ... was three outs away from a second no-hitter while with the Phillies on July 25, 2004, but Michael Barrett broke it up with a leadoff double in the ninth inning.

    ... signed a three-year $25.5 million free-agent contract with the Reds last offseason, and then went 8-15 with a 6.47 ERA in 2005.

    ... has a tattoo of each team he's pitched for, from the University of Maryland's terrapin to the logos for the Yankees, Twins, Phillies, and Reds.




    Monday, January 30, 2006

    Twins Notes

    Between kicking off the top-40 countdown and breaking down a horrible Wolves trade, quite a few interesting Twins-related notes popped up in various places ...

  • While they essentially put an end to the meaningful portion of the offseason by declining to trade for Corey Koskie, the Twins are reportedly still trying to fill out the bottom of the roster by finding a left-handed bench bat. Here's the scoop from the Official Twins Beat Writer of AG.com, La Velle E. Neal III, in the Minneapolis Star Tribune:
    That could mean they are looking at such players as Erubiel Durazo, Dave Hansen and Timo Perez. Hansen's agent has been in touch with the Twins, but it's unclear how much interest the Twins have in him. Perez has played in two World Series, in 2000 with the Mets and last season with the White Sox.

    Durazo has a .381 career on-base percentage but was slowed by injuries last season. He also might be too expensive for the Twins. "I'm looking at it," Twins General Manager Terry Ryan said when asked about bench players. "If there's something there that makes some sense, we will address it. You also have to deal with chemistry and make sure he's happy on that bench."
    Grouping Erubiel Durazo with Dave Hansen and Timo Perez is like grouping Albert Einstein with Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson, in that it makes almost zero sense on any level. A healthy Durazo would be one of the Twins' best hitters, while a healthy Hansen or Perez would struggle to be Triple-A Rochester's best hitter.


  • According to Jason Williams in the St. Paul Pioneer Press, Ron Gardenhire has already decided on the first five spots in his 2006 batting order: Shannon Stewart, Luis Castillo, Joe Mauer, Rondell White, Torii Hunter.

    The thing that makes little sense is Stewart leading off, rather than Castillo. Castillo has significantly less power and is far more of a base-stealing threat, which means you want him batting in front of the more powerful and less speedy Stewart. Much like Gardenhire playing Stewart over Lew Ford in left field over the past two years, this is another example of the manager not wanting to ruffle Stewart's feathers at the expense of actual performance.

    The other thing that sticks out is that Justin Morneau's name is nowhere to be found, which means he's likely slated to bat sixth. The importance of a batting order is almost always overstated, so I don't think this is much of an issue aside from giving a glimpse into Gardenhire's thought process heading into the season. It's encouraging that Tony Batista's name is also absent from the first five spots. The bad news is that Batista's name will still show up in spots six through nine.


  • Speaking of Morneau, LEN3 reports that he and Hunter patched things up at Twins Fest. Here's what Hunter had to say about it:
    We both apologized. We're going to go out there and play the game. We're like brothers. We're together every day, and you're bound to disagree on something. It's about making up and we made up. It's like a marriage. Well, not like a marriage.
    In other words, they're like brothers who are married. Hopefully the makeup sex was good, because "the only thing you're gonna have better than makeup sex is conjugal visit sex."


  • Within that same article, LEN3 reports that Morneau is feeling "great after being able to work out throughout the offseason." He's up to 230 pounds and unlike last winter has avoided contracting the illnesses usually reserved for people playing The Oregon Trail.


  • MLB.com's Twins beat writer, Kelly Theiser, wrote an article over the weekend that had some details on Jason Kubel's health status. Apparently Kubel tripped and fell off the stage he was standing on during Twins Fest, landed on his surgically repaired knee, and decided that the lack of pain was "a good sign for spring training." Just imagine how optimistic everyone would be if Kubel had dropped an anvil on his foot or something.


  • Former Twins outfielder Dustan Mohr has agreed to a one-year deal with the Red Sox. That should be a good fit for Mohr, who can platoon with Trot Nixon in right field and give Boston a capable backup in all three outfield spots.


  • CBS Sportsline's Scott Miller wrote an article about the Twins last week that had an interesting quote from Terry Ryan. Asked about the negative reaction some people have had in regard to the Batista signing, Ryan said:
    It's not exactly what people admire in statistical analysis. I know that. I'm not so much concerned with home runs. I'm concerned with winning games. I'm concerned for our pitching and bullpen -- we need more (offensive) pressure, more threats.
    It seems to me that the people in favor of the Batista signing -- Ryan included -- are unable to separate one offensive skill from a player's overall offensive package. Things like drawing walks, hitting homers, and bunting for hits are just part of the total value a player can bring to the table offensively. In Batista's case, many people seem to be saying that his ability to hit home runs or put "pressure" on opposing teams makes up for the fact that he doesn't get on base and eats up a tremendous number of outs.

    Not only isn't that true, it shows a lack of understanding about what leads to run scoring. Teams score runs not because they do certain things well -- like hit for power or draw walks or steal bases -- but because the overall makeup of their offense is good. The overall makeup of Batista's offense is horrible, and his ability to hit homers is accounted for within that.

    Think of a hitter like a movie. There are a number of things that need to go right for a movie to be good, from the acting and directing to the script and cinematography. Batista is like a movie that has good actors, but they're doing scenes from a horrible script, being directed by someone who has no clue, and the whole thing is being shot with a camcorder.

    That movie would have some positive aspects and people who wanted to defend it would say things like, "It wasn't a great movie, but the acting was good." Sure, but the overall product would still be sub par because it's not as simple as the good canceling out the bad. In other words, good acting and all, the movie still stunk.