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Friday, May 01, 2009

Link-O-Rama

  • Who wrote this column about Joe Mauer and what has he done with Jim Souhan?


  • You know a movie must be awful when Jessica Biel playing a stripper and doing nude scenes can't even stop it from going straight to DVD.


  • Two years ago Clay Travis trained for the NFL combine alongside college players like Michael Oher and his 10-part series on the experience is easily among the best long-form sportswriting that I've read in years. Travis' writing has a Ball Four-esque vibe that mixes humor and great character development with an inside look at a genuinely intriguing area of sports, and despite being roughly the same length as a book I devoured it in one day. Just an awesome piece of writing.


  • I'd have preferred Oher, but for all his off-field issues Percy Harvin was a worthwhile gamble for the Vikings at No. 22 overall. With that said, NFL Network draft guru Mike Mayock got off a great line (and made a good point) immediately after praising the pick: "We all think it's a great pick, but if he winds up on the Love Boat smoking a bone, it'll be a different story." That was just one of several billion reasons why Mayock and NFL Network beat Mel Kiper Jr. and ESPN for draft coverage last weekend.


  • As my first-grade teacher Ms. Hughes used to say, Bruce Pearl gets an "A" for effort.


  • Inside the NBA on TNT has been so great during the playoffs that I've tuned into the postgame show several times after not even watching the actual game. Wednesday night featured Ron Artest doing an insane pretaped interview with Craig Sager followed by Charles Barkley, Kenny Smith, Chris Webber, and Ernie Johnson goofing on him for the remainder of the show. This three-minute clip doesn't even begin to do it justice, but it's better than nothing.


    The whole thing went on for a good 15 minutes and eventually segued into Barkley having bad breath, and at Smith's request the producers started playing "The Bridge is Over" as soundtrack to the goofing.


  • There hasn't been a new candidate for Official Fantasy Girl of AG.com status in some time, but Diora Baird presents a very compelling case.


  • Meanwhile, OFGoAG.com runner-up Marisa Miller continues to stand her ground.


  • Here's the latest column-type article from my NBCSports.com colleague Bert Blyleven.


  • Amy K. Nelson of ESPN.com is quickly becoming one of my favorite baseball writers and her lengthy profile of Matt Harrington is definitely worth reading, if only as a reminder that "yes" is nearly always the right answer when someone offers you $5 million.


  • Jose Canseco lost a boxing match to former NFL return man Vai Sikahema and then managed only a draw against 5-foot-6 former child actor Danny Bonaduce, so naturally he's ready to get destroyed by a 7-foot-2 guy in a mixed martial arts tournament.


  • Coed Magazine goes 10-for-10 on their "women we never want to see on a hot list ever again" picks.


  • I've long felt that living in a world created by Judd Apatow might be best for me and this confirms it:


    Of course, Apatow can hardly be blamed for creating the seemingly unrealistic "World of Judd." After all, he looks like this and is married to a woman who looks like this. And that's not even in a movie.


  • NBC is adding another poker show to a non-primetime lineup that already includes Poker After Dark and the National Heads-Up Poker Championship, both of which dominate my DVR.


  • As an Adam Carolla fanboy I'm thrilled that not only did his new sitcom get picked up by CBS for the upcoming fall schedule, Pamela Adlon has signed on to play his wife. Adlon is the voice of Bobby Hill on King of the Hill, played Louie C.K.'s wife on the highly underrated Lucky Louie, and was a fantastic guest on Loveline way back in 2002. I'm already looking forward to her first appearance on his podcast.


  • Earlier this week longtime sports columnists David Steele and Rick Maese were informed by phone of their firing from the Baltimore Sun while in the pressbox covering an Orioles game, and the incident was blogged in real-time by a reporter from another newspaper. Yuck.


  • Friend of AG.com Doogie Wolfson has a new gig as the sideline reporter for St. Paul Saints games.


  • Here are some of the highlights from my NBCSports.com blogging this week:

    - Mauer is returning, but will Morales be leaving?
    - Mets bullpen blows another win for Santana
    - Bonifacio bandwagon now has plenty of room
    - What's wrong with Jake Peavy?
    - The Strasburg Watch: 9-0, 1.54 ERA
    - Fowler, Rockies run wild on Chris Young
    - Hughes goes six scoreless in 2009 debut
    - The Next Big Thing: Matt LaPorta


  • Finally, in honor of the Vikings' first-round pick this week's AG.com-approved music video is Percy Sledge and his ridiculous haircut doing a live version of "When a Man Loves a Woman":




  • Once you're done here, check out my "Circling The Bases" blog over at NBCSports.com.


    Thursday, April 30, 2009

    Twins Finish April at .500

    Last night's victory and today's off day means that the Twins will finish April with an even 11-11 record. Here's how that compares to their record through the first month in other years under Ron Gardenhire:
    YEAR      W      L      WIN%
    2002 16 11 .593
    2003 12 14 .462
    2004 15 7 .682
    2005 15 8 .652
    2006 9 15 .375
    2007 14 11 .560
    2008 13 14 .481
    2009 11 11 .500
    TOTAL 105 91 .536
    Gardenhire's squads have compiled a .536 winning percentage through April compared to a .547 mark overall, which is basically the same (the difference between .536 and .547 is 1.5 wins per 162 games). And sure enough my hope that the Twins would just "tread water" until Joe Mauer returns looks good.



    Once you're done here, check out my "Circling The Bases" blog over at NBCSports.com.


    Wednesday, April 29, 2009

    Twins 4, Rays 3

    Some notes on an odd, up-and-down game that fittingly ended with a walk-off fielder's choice ...

  • I'm not sure whether rust had anything to do with Joe Nathan blowing a save by serving up a homer to Ben Zobrist on his very first pitch or finding the strike zone on just 11 of his 23 pitches in what was a very shaky outing, but I do know that he'd gone three days without working and had thrown a grand total of one inning during the past eight days. Nathan has appeared in just seven of the first 21 games while throwing a total of 120 pitches and is on pace for 54 innings.


  • Nathan's blown save kept Francisco Liriano from his first win and he's still stuck with a 0-4 record, but he looked pretty good for the most part. Liriano walked just two of the 27 batters he faced, induced nine ground-ball outs, and kept the ball in the ballpark, but also managed only three strikeouts. He has 20 strikeouts in 28.1 innings overall, which works out to 6.4 per nine innings. Even ignoring his insane 2006 strikeout rate, Liriano had 8.2 strikeouts per nine innings after returning from Triple-A last year.


  • Jose Morales started over Mike Redmond for the sixth time in eight games, going 2-for-4 with a nice play at the plate defensively and the game-winning run. He's now 18-for-43 (.419) as a major leaguer, yet may be headed back to Rochester in about 48 hours.




  • Jose Mijares appears to have taken over primary setup duties already. He walked Carl Crawford on five pitches leading off the eighth inning, but then bounced back to strike out Evan Longoria (swinging), Carlos Pena (swinging), and Willy Aybar (looking) to preserve a 3-2 lead. The walk was Mijares' first in 13.1 major-league innings, which is pretty remarkable for a guy who averaged over five walks per nine innings in the minors.


  • Alexi Casilla went 1-for-4 with two strikeouts last night before being yanked for pinch-hitter Brendan Harris with two runners on base in the ninth inning and has now hit just .215/.282/.265 in 54 games since returning from a thumb injury last August. I'm fine with giving Casilla some more time to get on track rather than turning second base over to Harris, but at this point there's just no way that he should be batting in the No. 2 spot when he does play.


  • Justin Morneau's first-inning bomb and two non-hits with the bases loaded accounted for the Twins' scoring as they went 1-for-9 with runners in scoring position to continue the month-long trend that no doubt has a lot of people confused after their near-historic mark in those spots last season.


  • Monday in this space I suggested that starting Jason Kubel in left field to open up designated hitter for Joe Mauer would make sense against tough right-handers even if Ron Gardenhire has said that he's against the idea, so it was interesting to see Kubel playing the outfield to clear a spot in the lineup for Brian Buscher last night. Carlos Gomez being away from the team made it a unique situation, but if benching Delmon Young for Buscher makes sense it'll certainly work to get Mauer extra at-bats too.


  • Amusingly, Young came off the bench to pinch-run for Kubel and ended the eighth inning by getting thrown out trying to steal third base with the Twins up 3-2.


  • Mauer wrapped up his minor-league rehab assignment at high Single-A last night, going 1-for-2 with a double and gunning down the only steal attempted against him. Mauer went 6-for-15 (.400) with two doubles and two walks in five games at Fort Myers and is expected to come off the disabled list Friday.



  • Once you're done here, check out my "Circling The Bases" blog over at NBCSports.com.


    Monday, April 27, 2009

    Twins Notes: Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad

  • Justin Morneau, Jason Kubel, and Denard Span each came up empty in crucial spots yesterday, as Morneau and Kubel had back-to-back strikeouts with the bases loaded in the seventh inning and Span grounded into a double play with two runners on base in the ninth inning. Those three at-bats stand out in a 4-2 loss, but along with Jose Morales' hot hitting in a part-time role the trio of Morneau, Kubel, and Span has basically carried the offense through three weeks.

    Span has batted .309/.385/.397 with three stolen bases atop the lineup while Morneau and Kubel have hit .316/.354/.539 and .328/.358/.641 in the middle of the order, yet the Twins' offense ranks just 12th in the league with 4.2 runs per game. Only the A's have hit fewer homers, only the Rangers and Mariners have drawn fewer walks, and the magic pixie dust with runners in scoring position predictably appears to have worn off. Fortunately it sounds like Joe Mauer may come off the disabled list as soon as Friday.


  • Mauer is three games into his minor-league rehab assignment at high Single-A, catching twice and going 4-for-11 with a double at the plate. Given how well the Span-Morneau-Kubel trio is producing and how poorly Alexi Casilla has fared since coming back from a thumb injury last August, I'm hoping Ron Gardenhire gives Mauer another shot hitting second. Wishful thinking, but Span-Mauer-Morneau-Kubel would look awfully nice and it's not like Casilla would do much to "break up the lefties" anyway.


  • Kevin Slowey has bounced back nicely with two strong starts since allowing 13 hits to the Blue Jays on April 13 and is now 3-0 with a 4.44 ERA and 19-to-2 strikeout-to-walk ratio in 26.1 innings. He took a shutout into the ninth inning Saturday versus the Indians before settling for eight innings of one-run ball with seven strikeouts and zero walks. Slowey continues to struggle against left-handed hitters, but he's still missing plenty of bats and has now handed out zero walks in 21 of his 42 career starts.


  • Glen Perkins' streak of consecutive eight-inning starts was snapped at three yesterday afternoon as he took the loss against Cleveland while allowing four runs over five innings. With a 2.48 ERA through four starts Perkins has been the most effective member of the Twins' rotation so far, but all the quotes and articles about the many improvements he's made are a tad premature given that a huge portion of his early success stems from allowing zero homers in 29 innings.

    You wouldn't know it based on all the excitement surrounding his homer-less first month, but Perkins' strikeout, walk, and ground-ball rates remain nearly identical to last season and as one of the league's most extreme fly-ball pitchers the homers are inevitable. Over time fly balls tend to turn into homers at a fairly standard rate, and once you normalize for that Perkins' performance is right along the same lines as what he did while posting a 4.41 ERA in 26 starts last season.


  • Span and Kubel are thriving, but the rest of the vaunted "outfield depth" has really struggled. Michael Cuddyer has followed up an injury-filled, career-worst year by hitting .214/.263/.314. Carlos Gomez has made the spring-training articles touting his new-found patience look silly by hitting .195 while striking out more often than last season and drawing three walks in 44 trips to the plate. Delmon Young has hit .255/.300/.340 with the same combination of bad defense, zero plate discipline, and tons of grounders.

    Gardenhire scoffed at the notion of playing Mauer some at designated hitter, explaining that he's having enough trouble as is finding at-bats for the outfielders, but against tough right-handed pitchers it would make plenty of sense to start Mauer at DH and Kubel in left field while benching two of Gomez, Young, and Cuddyer. In that scenario Gomez needs to be playing behind the extreme fly-ball starters (Perkins, Slowey, Scott Baker), although judging from Gardenhire's comments it's seemingly a moot point.


  • Morales was behind the plate for two out of three games in Cleveland, including getting the start over Mike Redmond against left-hander Aaron Laffey yesterday. Based on their track records Redmond should be playing against basically all southpaws, but that didn't stop Morales from going 4-for-4 while the rest of the starters managed just two hits. Counting his injury-shortened 2007 cameo appearance, Morales is now 15-for-35 (.429) with four doubles as a major leaguer.


  • Henry Sanchez's path to bustdom is just about complete after the 22-year-old former first-round pick received a 50-game suspension over the weekend following a second positive drug test. As the 39th overall pick in the 2005 draft Sanchez was billed as an elite power hitter coming out of high school and may have been the largest first rounder of all time at about 260 pounds, but he's struggled with weight problems and injuries while hitting just .216/.297/.358 in 91 games between rookie-ball and Single-A.



  • Once you're done here, check out my "Circling The Bases" blog over at NBCSports.com.